{"title":"Cork Coasters","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"funny-goldendoodle-cork-coasters-engraved-vintage-style-dog-coasters-goldendoodle-owner-gift","title":"Funny Goldendoodle Cork Coasters | Engraved Vintage-Style Dog Coasters | Goldendoodle Owner Gift","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003eProfessionally owned. Grooming bill not included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003eThese laser-engraved cork coasters capture everything hilarious and true about life with a Goldendoodle — the zoomies, the \"half designer dog, half financial decision you regret\" grooming bills, the zero sleep, the dog hair on absolutely everything. Each design is done up in a vintage, ornately bordered illustration style, so it looks just as good as real dog-loving decor as it does protecting your coffee table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003eNatural cork construction means each coaster actually does its job — absorbing condensation and protecting your furniture — while giving every doodle owner a reason to laugh every time they set down their drink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003eWhy you'll love them:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\" style=\"direction: ltr; unicode-bidi: embed; margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e🐩\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e Vintage-style engraved illustrations with genuinely funny, relatable Goldendoodle humor\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e☕\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e Natural cork material — absorbent and furniture-safe\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e🎁\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e A perfect gift for any Goldendoodle owner, or a fun addition to your own coffee table\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e🖤\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e Detailed, ornate border design that looks like real vintage artwork\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e📦\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e Mix and match your favorite sayings\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003eChoose your design:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\" style=\"direction: ltr; unicode-bidi: embed; margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e\"Professionally Owned By A Goldendoodle. Grooming Bill Not Included.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e\"Certified Zoomie Technician. Unlicensed Couch Destroyer. Warning: Will Stare At You While Eating Your Sandwich.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e\"Half Designer Dog, Half Financial Decision You Regret. Grooming Bill Exceeds Monthly Mortgage Payment.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e\"Caution: 'Goldendoodle Owner.' Operating On Zero Sleep And Dog Hair.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e\"Professionally Allergic To Personal Space Since 2001. Goldendoodle Extraordinaire. Not Hypoallergenic, Just Expensive.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\" style=\"direction: ltr; unicode-bidi: embed; margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003eMaterial: Natural cork\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003eDesign: Laser-engraved vintage-style illustration\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003eSize: 4in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003eSet options: Sell sets of 4\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003eCare: Wipe clean with a dry or slightly damp cloth; not dishwasher safe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003eNote: Cork grain and engraving placement may vary slightly piece to piece, since each is made from natural cork.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Doods \u0026 Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45867121115245,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/1218\/4173\/files\/GoldenDoodleCorkCoasters.png?v=1789577675"},{"product_id":"funny-english-bulldog-cork-coasters-engraved-vintage-style-dog-coasters-bulldog-owner-gift","title":"Funny English Bulldog Cork Coasters | Engraved Vintage-Style Dog Coasters | Bulldog Owner Gift","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003eTough look. Delicate airway. Zero apologies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003eThese laser-engraved cork coasters capture everything hilarious and true about life with an English Bulldog — the summer meltdowns, the stubborn \"I walk exactly as far as I want to\" attitude, the snoring that's louder than a lawnmower, and the daily wrinkle maintenance that's basically a part-time job. Each design is done up in a vintage, ornately bordered illustration style, so it looks just as good as real dog-loving decor as it does protecting your coffee table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003eWhy you'll love them:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\" style=\"direction: ltr; unicode-bidi: embed; margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e🐾\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e Vintage-style engraved illustrations with genuinely funny, relatable Bulldog humor\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e☕\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e Natural cork material — absorbent and furniture-safe\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e🎁\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e A perfect gift for any English Bulldog owner\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e🖤\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e Detailed, ornate border design\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e📦\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e Mix and match your favorite sayings\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003eChoose your design:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\" style=\"direction: ltr; unicode-bidi: embed; margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e\"Tough Breed, Melts In Summer. Survives Summer Via Air Conditioning Only.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e\"Low Center Of Gravity, High Stubbornness. Walks Exactly As Far As It Wants To.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e\"Tough Look, Delicate Airway. Breathes Louder Than A Lawnmower.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e\"Wrinkled Face, Hidden Drool Factory. Requires Daily Wrinkle Maintenance.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\" style=\"direction: ltr; unicode-bidi: embed; margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003eMaterial: Natural cork\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003eDesign: Laser-engraved vintage-style illustration\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003eSize: 4 in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003eSet options: set of 4\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003eCare: Wipe clean with a dry or slightly damp cloth; not dishwasher safe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Doods \u0026 Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45867125637229,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/1218\/4173\/files\/EnglishBulldog.png?v=1789577961"},{"product_id":"funny-french-bulldog-cork-coasters-engraved-vintage-style-dog-coasters-frenchie-owner-gift","title":"Funny French Bulldog Cork Coasters | Engraved Vintage-Style Dog Coasters | Frenchie Owner Gift","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003ePowered by coffee. Just like my Frenchie is powered by attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003eThese laser-engraved cork coasters capture everything hilarious and true about life with a French Bulldog — the staring while you eat, the sounds \"incompatible with polite society,\" and the tiny disappointed-Frenchman energy that never, ever quits. Each design is done up in a vintage, ornately bordered illustration style, so it looks just as good as real dog-loving decor as it does protecting your coffee table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003eWhy you'll love them:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\" style=\"direction: ltr; unicode-bidi: embed; margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e🐾\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e Vintage-style engraved illustrations with genuinely funny, relatable Frenchie humor\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e☕\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e Natural cork material — absorbent and furniture-safe\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e🎁\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e A perfect gift for any French Bulldog owner\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e🖤\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e Detailed, ornate border design\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e📦\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e Mix and match your favorite sayings\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003eChoose your design:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\" style=\"direction: ltr; unicode-bidi: embed; margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e\"Caution: Personality Of A Tiny Disappointed Frenchman\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e\"Notice: Will Stare At You While You Eat. Indefinitely.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e\"Powered By Coffee. Just Like My Frenchie Is Powered By Attitude.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e\"Warning: Emits Sounds Incompatible With Polite Society\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e\"Do Not Expose To Stairs, Heat, Or Common Sense\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\" style=\"direction: ltr; unicode-bidi: embed; margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003eMaterial: Natural cork\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003eDesign: Laser-engraved vintage-style illustration\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003eSize: 4 in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003eSet options: [set of 4]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003eCare: Wipe clean with a dry or slightly damp cloth; not dishwasher safe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Doods \u0026 Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45867130847341,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/1218\/4173\/files\/Frenchie_Cork_Coasters.png?v=1789578217"},{"product_id":"funny-pug-cork-coasters-engraved-vintage-style-dog-coasters-pug-owner-gift","title":"Funny Pug Cork Coasters | Engraved Vintage-Style Dog Coasters | Pug Owner Gift","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003eSmall lungs. Massive sound output. No apologies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003eThese laser-engraved cork coasters capture everything hilarious and true about life with a Pug — the wrinkle-cleaning ritual, the zero heat tolerance, the bottomless appetite that's \"already hungry again, always hungry again,\" and snoring loud enough for the whole neighborhood to hear. Each design is done up in a vintage, ornately bordered illustration style, so it looks just as good as real dog-loving decor as it does protecting your coffee table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003eWhy you'll love them:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\" style=\"direction: ltr; unicode-bidi: embed; margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e🐾\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e Vintage-style engraved illustrations with genuinely funny, relatable Pug humor\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e☕\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e Natural cork material — absorbent and furniture-safe\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e🎁\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e A perfect gift for any Pug owner\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e🖤\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e Detailed, ornate border design\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e📦\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e Mix and match your favorite sayings\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003eChoose your design:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\" style=\"direction: ltr; unicode-bidi: embed; margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e\"Adorable Wrinkles, Secret Maintenance Schedule. Wrinkle Cleaning Is A Daily Ritual.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e\"Flat Face, Zero Heat Tolerance. Melts The Moment Summer Arrives.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e\"Round Body, Bottomless Appetite. Already Hungry Again, Always Hungry Again.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e\"Small Lungs, Massive Sound Output. 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It's a real job in this house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003eThese laser-engraved cork coasters capture everything hilarious and true about life with a Bloodhound — the ears that drag through dinner, the bay that's audible three houses down, and a nose that's taken full control of the entire body. 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