{"product_id":"funny-goldendoodle-cork-coasters","title":"Funny Goldendoodle Cork Coasters | Engraved Vintage-Style Dog Coasters | Goldendoodle Owner Gift","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003eProfessionally owned. Grooming bill not included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003eThese laser-engraved cork coasters capture everything hilarious and true about life with a Goldendoodle — the zoomies, the \"half designer dog, half financial decision you regret\" grooming bills, the zero sleep, the dog hair on absolutely everything. Each design is done up in a vintage, ornately bordered illustration style, so it looks just as good as real dog-loving decor as it does protecting your coffee table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003eNatural cork construction means each coaster actually does its job — absorbing condensation and protecting your furniture — while giving every doodle owner a reason to laugh every time they set down their drink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003eWhy you'll love them:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\" style=\"direction: ltr; unicode-bidi: embed; margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e🐩\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e Vintage-style engraved illustrations with genuinely funny, relatable Goldendoodle humor\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e☕\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e Natural cork material — absorbent and furniture-safe\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e🎁\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e A perfect gift for any Goldendoodle owner, or a fun addition to your own coffee table\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e🖤\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e Detailed, ornate border design that looks like real vintage artwork\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e📦\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e Mix and match your favorite sayings\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003eChoose your design:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\" style=\"direction: ltr; unicode-bidi: embed; margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e\"Professionally Owned By A Goldendoodle. Grooming Bill Not Included.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e\"Certified Zoomie Technician. Unlicensed Couch Destroyer. Warning: Will Stare At You While Eating Your Sandwich.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e\"Half Designer Dog, Half Financial Decision You Regret. Grooming Bill Exceeds Monthly Mortgage Payment.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e\"Caution: 'Goldendoodle Owner.' Operating On Zero Sleep And Dog Hair.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e\"Professionally Allergic To Personal Space Since 2001. Goldendoodle Extraordinaire. Not Hypoallergenic, Just Expensive.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\" style=\"direction: ltr; unicode-bidi: embed; margin-top: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003eMaterial: Natural cork\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003eDesign: Laser-engraved vintage-style illustration\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003eSize: 4in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003eSet options: Sell sets of 4\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003eCare: Wipe clean with a dry or slightly damp cloth; not dishwasher safe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003eNote: Cork grain and engraving placement may vary slightly piece to piece, since each is made from natural cork.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Doods \u0026 Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45867121115245,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/1218\/4173\/files\/GoldenDoodle_Cork_Coasters.png?v=1791820563","url":"https:\/\/doodsnco.com\/products\/funny-goldendoodle-cork-coasters","provider":"Doods \u0026 Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}