Pet bandana collar Im the therapist Large

Licensed. Certified. Accepting new patients immediately.

Your Goldendoodle has been practicing therapy for years without a single credential — and frankly, their results speak for themselves. Better than any co-pay. Never cancels appointments. Always available for emergency sessions. Fully covered under the "good boy/girl" insurance plan.

It's time they wore their title with pride.

Featuring a distinguished Goldendoodle in scholarly glasses, notepad at the ready — prepared to hear about your day, your week, your situationship, your work drama, and that weird dream you had last Tuesday. No judgment. Unlimited sessions. Payment accepted in treats only.

Your Dood is officially board-certified if they have ever:

• 📋 Listened to you vent for 45 minutes without interrupting once

• 🐾 Appeared at your side the exact moment you started crying

• 😌 Cured your anxiety simply by existing in the same room

• 🛋️ Conducted sessions primarily from the couch (their couch now)

• 👓 Given you a look that said "and how did that make you feel?"

Product Details:

• Adjustable buckle collar bandana — secure, comfortable fit

• Slides onto any collar — no tying required

• Bold sky blue base with vibrant hot pink graphic

• Available in multiple sizes to fit all Doods

• Durable, soft fabric — survives every therapy session and zoomie in between

• Vivid print that holds up wash after wash

• Machine washable

🎁 The perfect gift for anyone whose dog is genuinely their emotional support system — birthdays, Mental Health Awareness Month, holidays, gotcha days, or just a hard week that needed a little Dood therapy.

💙 Also makes a wonderful gift for therapists, counselors, and mental health professionals who happen to be dog parents

• 100% polyester

• Adjustable black collar with plastic buckle

• 4 sizes: S, M, L, XL

• Collar circumference:

  • S: 10″–16.75″ (25.4 cm–42.5 cm)

  • M: 12″–20.25″ (30.5 cm–51.4 cm)

  • L: 14.25″–23″ (36.2 cm–58.4 cm)

  • XL: 15.5″–23.5″ (39.4 cm–59.7 cm)

• Durable construction, machine washable (max 90ºF (30ºC))