Dog Breed Leatherette Bookmark, Funny Vintage-Style Engraved Dog Lover Gift

Your dog has a personality. Now your book has one too.

These laser-engraved leatherette bookmarks pair a vintage-style illustrated dog portrait with a one-line roast that's way too accurate. Ornate border, hand-drawn pup, and a caption that says what every dog owner is already thinking: "Louder asleep than awake." "Expects to be carried everywhere." "Too big for this house." If you've ever lived with the breed, you'll feel personally attacked (affectionately).

Each bookmark is crafted from durable faux leather in bold colors, finished with a metal grommet and a genuine-feel leather cord, so it dangles off the end of your book like it owns the place (just like your dog does). Sturdy enough to survive a backpack, a nightstand, or being "borrowed" by a certain furry thief.

Choose your dog:

• Tennis Ball Enthusiast: "Will fetch until the end of time."
• Water Lover: "Finds water everywhere, always."
• Faithful Friend: "Loyal through every meal."
• Snore Factory: "Louder asleep than awake."
• Pampered Soul: "Expects to be carried everywhere."
• Perpetual Puppy: "Still bouncing at age ten."
• Fluff Cloud: "Tiny body, big attitude."
• Loyal Guardian: "On duty always."
• Royal Lapdog: "Bred for the throne."
• Snort and Charm: "Louder than its size suggests."
• Stubborn Soul: "Moves on its own schedule."
• Athletic Soul: "Never stops, never tired."
• Velcro Dog: "Never more than one foot away."
• Wrinkled Detective: "Slow pace, sharp sense."
• Nose Knows: "Follows every lead, literally."
• Never Off Duty: "Always on, never tired."
• Tiny Doberman Energy: "Big dog mindset, small dog body."
• Firehouse Spirit: "Runs laps until exhausted."
• Spotted Spirit: "Iconic spots, endless energy."
• Majestic Drool: "Royalty with a towel requirement."
• Gentle Giant: "Too big for this house."

Perfect for:

• Readers who love their dog more than most people
• Dog moms and dads who need a gift for the friend with the "special" breed
• Book club swaps, stocking stuffers, and teacher gifts
• Anyone who has ever said "he's not stubborn, he's just independent"

Details:

• Laser-engraved faux leather (leatherette)
• Vintage-style illustrated dog portrait with decorative border
• Metal grommet with leather cord
• Available in multiple colors and designs
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Warning: may cause you to read the same page four times while staring at your dog.