Funny Engraved Bamboo Pens for the Office | Sarcastic Coworker Gift | Black Ink Wood Ballpoint Pen

Because plain pens don't say what you're actually thinking.

These laser-engraved bamboo ballpoint pens pair a smooth, natural wood barrel with a bold black-ink saying that says exactly what your coworkers already know about you. Each pen writes smoothly in black ink and feels great in hand — lightweight, comfortable, and just heavy enough to feel like a "real" pen instead of something that'll disappear into your junk drawer.

Perfect for your own desk, a coworker's birthday, a white elephant gift, or literally anyone who needs a laugh disguised as office supplies.

Why you'll love them:

• ✏️ Laser-engraved bamboo barrel with a smooth matte finish
• 🖊️ Writes smoothly in black ink
• 😂 Funny, relatable office humor
• 🌱 Eco-friendly bamboo construction — a step up from plastic pens
• 🎁 A perfect stocking stuffer, white elephant gift, or "just because" desk upgrade

Choose your saying:

• "No, PLEASE. Let's Have Another Meeting."
• "Out Of Office, Mentally"
• "This Meeting Could Have Been An Email!"

Details:

• Material: Bamboo barrel with black plastic grip and tip
• Ink color: Black
• Pen type: Retractable ballpoint, click-style
• Personalization: Choose your saying from the dropdown at checkout
• Care: Wipe clean with a dry cloth; avoid prolonged water exposure to protect the engraving

Note: Wood grain and engraving placement may vary slightly pen to pen, since each is made from natural bamboo.

Cost is for 1 pen. Photo is to show you each pens design.