Funny Book Lover Leatherette Bookmark, Engraved Vintage Library Design with Leather Cord, Gift for Readers

Your TBR pile is out of control, your bedtime is a suggestion, and your bookmark should say so.

These laser-engraved leatherette bookmarks pair vintage library-card and apothecary-style artwork with the kind of one-liners every bookworm feels in their soul. "I read past my bedtime." "Currently avoiding responsibilities." "Emotionally attached to fictional characters." If you've ever ignored dinner for one more chapter, you'll feel seen (and a little called out).

Each one is crafted from durable faux leather with crisp, detailed engraving, finished with a metal grommet and a brown leather cord that hangs out the bottom of your book so you can find your page in a second. It's sturdy enough for a tote bag, a nightstand, or a suitcase full of "vacation books" you'll read half of.

Pick from 19 designs, including retro 1950s reading-housewife art, library due-date cards, and "doctor-prescribed" book remedies. They make easy gifts for book club friends, teachers, librarians, and that one person who always has a book in their bag.

Choose your design:

1. I Like Big Books (And I Cannot Lie)
2. Books: Cheaper Than Therapy (apothecary bottle)
3. My Weekend Is Booked
4. The Library Is My Happy Place / I Read Past My Bedtime
5. The Library Is My Anger Management (Doctor Biblio's Cure-All)
6. If Lost, Return to the Bookstore
7. Currently Avoiding Responsibilities
8. Emotionally Attached to Fictional Characters
9. Go Away, I'm Reading
10. My Weekend Is Booked (ornate version)
11. Books: Cheaper Than Therapy (ornate version)
12. Reading Is My Chore Today
13. Sorry, My Book Needs Me
14. I Came. I Saw. I Read Instead.
15. Dinner Can Wait. This Chapter Can't.
16. Just One More Page
17. Just One More Chapter (The Greatest Lie Ever Told)
18. Currently Neglecting Housework
19. This Bookmark Is More Stable Than I Am

Perfect for:

• Book club gift exchanges and Secret Santa
• Librarians, teachers, and English majors
• Mother's Day, birthdays, and stocking stuffers
• Romance readers, fantasy readers, and the "I'll just read one chapter" crowd
• Anyone who has ever said "five more minutes" at 2 a.m.

Details:

• Laser-engraved faux leather (leatherette)
• Metal grommet with brown leather cord
• 19 vintage-style designs
• Size: 2x6 Inch
• Gift-ready  

Warning: may cause you to finish "one more chapter" at 3 a.m. Not our fault.