"Probably Contains Alcohol" Pint Glass Koozie — Funny Neoprene Coolie with Leatherette Patch

Full disclosure right on the label.

This black neoprene pint glass koozie comes with a round leatherette patch that says exactly what everyone's already assuming: it probably contains alcohol. No lying to yourself, no lying to the group chat, no pretending that's just sparkling water. This koozie says the quiet part loud, so you don't have to.

Made from durable neoprene, it fits standard pint glasses and keeps your drink cold (or your secret shame lukewarm, no judgment) for hours. The laser-engraved leatherette patch is stitched right onto the front, so it's not going anywhere — even after it's been through a few too many "one more round" decisions.

Perfect as a gag gift, a bar cart staple, or just an honest label for what's actually in your cup at 2pm on a Saturday.

Perfect for:

• Tailgates, backyard hangs, and "it's 5 o'clock somewhere" energy
• The friend who always brings the good snacks and never admits what's in their cup
• White elephant gifts and stocking stuffers
• Anyone who's tired of pretending

Details:

• Black neoprene pint glass koozie
• Round leatherette patch, laser engraved design
• Fits standard pint glasses
• Insulated to keep drinks cold longer
• Durable stitched patch attachment

Warning: label may result in zero follow-up questions from anyone who sees it.